(um, lest you think I'm a complete madman, my last post was a reference to this head-scratching PETA ad:

http://www.splicetoday.com/pop-culture/eating-chicken-is-like-eating-people

hope the link displays)

Mr Woods, I refuse to believe you endorse PETA until you appear before us bloodied, prostate, and swaddled in cellophane like a Christmas ham.

On a related note, I have no idea why the nice door-to-door PETA campaigners ran away screaming for their lives when I made the same request to them a few days ago...