Unfortunately, I'm all too familiar with Orange. The city is obsessed with its American image and will go to great lengths to preserve it; the council also has no problem treating its residents like trash (just ask anyone who lives near the train tracks.)
Im not sure how the Fijian war club stayed under the radar. Beyond just looking awesome, you can hook a neck with the curve or twist a trachea with the fork.
http://www.akatasgrassshack.com/images01/crafts01/h_005.jpg