cerebrectomy
sounds kinda scary to me
open cranium

who was that chris dude?
oh i remember, chris sligh
sligh-ku, anyone?

haiku flow must stop
godzilla is good subject
multisyllabic

where is old Mothra?
last i saw was at the moon
looking like a bug

the beta capsule
that is what hiyata had
he was ultra-man

fascinated, huh? i'm sure the guys who cut up skulls in the yard at steelmills with oxygen lances won't share the same sentiment! we used them all the time for cutting up skulls (kinda like solidified spilled molten steel....think wax but instead metal), cutting out scrap steel and opening plugged taps on ladles and tundishes. we used brake lines, lit them with cutting torches and a guy that was good with an oxygen lance was a joy to watch.

von braun was a way shady character that became a "citizen" thanks to operation paperclip. what did james forrestal know that caused him to jump out the window?

the last section is backwards, and if you use three mirrors and a theodolite you can plainly see that it says "I killed JR!"

"Are wild turkeys smarter than shed-raised turkeys?"

very much so. turkeys raised for human consumption are kept in turkey houses as they are so dumb they will drown in a hard rain....they look up into the sky and drown from breathing water!

i've been hunting wild turkey for better than 30 years and there is nothing as wily and careful as a huge tom.

"Why does thinking turkeys are dumb make you a liberal? And, BTW what evidence do you have to suggest that Turkeys raised in a shed are dumber than the outdoors-ey type? “One of the smartest beasts in the wild”? No doubt they’d give *you* a good game of chess but they’d surely still lose a battle of wits to a wooden spoon. Am I wrong?"

ever been wild turkey hunting? shoot, you probably live in a condo in a city somewhere and have never even seen wildlife. having said that, let me see you go out and call a 25 lb. tom in to play a game of chess. chances are that i would get one in range sooner. you, sir, are dead wrong!