i believe that the cat on the left was cheating by having an extra toe on each paw. didn't help him much, as he was obviously forced from the 9th stair.
I'm sorry to say, I think I gotcha beat on the ol' burger-isn't-burger-it's-cake-I-swear, thing. Back in 1987 I helped my mom make it for my sister, travel with me now, to the golden age of burgerthday cakes!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bl8ant/3227368623/
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