When I was 11, my father died in a single-engine plane crash on April 1. When I called my best friend to tell him what had happened, he responded, "April Fools!" Nothing sucks more, I'm here to tell you.

As a resident of the New Orleans area, I say thanks a pantsload for knowing about Katrina in advance and keeping it to yourself. Fat lot of good your magical powers are if you don't tell anyone until afterwards.

I like it. I have to turn the boxes sideways to fit on my pantry shelves as it is, so I'm all for it.

You said you've been trying hard to keep the politics out. Try harder. Politics are not neat.

Politics are not neat. I really don't like seeing it here. There are plenty of other places to get this kind of stuff.

This brings a whole new meaning to "severance" pay.

It's worse than you thought. One question had no wrong answer! (It is BOTH)

What is at the Center of the Earth? Creamy nugat.

Anything that needs such a long disclaimer probably doesn't belong on this website. I'm all for free speech, but the reason I enjoy this site is that it is an oasis from political discourse. There are plenty of places to go and find this sort of thing. Keep neatorama neat!

Easily the funniest thing I've seen all year. Thanks!

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Apparently, I'm wearing my homemade Tron costume right now.

That was wild!

Five for me.

Please send me an invite. Thanks!
Did I tell you I love your site?

Eighty-firrrrrst!