YO! Mister Obama, you readin' this shit? INFRASTRUCTURE, man! Oh yeah!

Holy shit. Mega debate nerds with awful, terrible voices I never want to hear again.

I'm open to the possibility of a chia pet expansion.

It used to be a whore house?! Oh? No? It used to be a KFC? That's not quite interesting at all...

I don't come down to where you work and fall into holes in the ground, so fuck off.

First it was in NYC, then Denver, now NC?

My god, doctor. The only thing that could spread that far in 48 hours is... Viral marketing!

someone donate this man child a pair of shoes that fit him.

What does Haley Joel Osment have to do with cave men?

Well great that's something to be real proud of.

I've got a cat that can unlock and open doors, and that's about as much clever as I'm willing to put up with.

How is this an art project? How is this anything other than a monumental waste of time?

You is doin' life wrong! Don't be teachin' yer kids to do life as wrong as you you been done!

Oh that's neat I didn't know you had 3 cats.

I used to live just down the hill from the golden MC back in San Jose in the early 90's. Watching his demise from my bedroom window still haunts me to this day.

Justin said
"Think what you want, it is still clever marketing."

The marketing would have to be clever to actually sell this man perfume that stinks you up like a chemical cleaning closet.

It's hardly clever, though. Axe has been advertising sex for as long as I can remember. I'm as laid back as anyone, but the way Axe commercials objectify women with a can of aerosol spray as a modern day love potion gets under my skin after years of repetition.

Seeing these commercials only further reminds me that there are people buying into this shit, and that's more depressing than the prospect of transforming a girls dorm into a perceived harem for guys who smell like scratch 'n sniff flowers.