Awesome!

@Camelot: Keep jumping.

That's the thing Quaid used to remove the tracking device from his own head in Total Recall.

Wow, they invented a crappy version of Ping Pong. Amazing.

If one of the advertised features is "no scratching metal slides", it makes me wonder what the alternative product was.

For extinguishing candle flames?

Inaccurate? Perhaps. Over-engineered? Probably. But who cares? It's awesome and he probably had fun building it. I wish I had a grandpa who made cool stuff like that, instead of birdhouses.

I'll uninstall it for them for $100.

Everyone's a "victim"; nobody is responsible for their own problems.

Kev, I don't know where you got your info, but the term "slider" originated at White Castle as a name for their little burgers which are slid into a cardboard sleeve. (Some say they're called sliders because of the way they exit your body.)Lots of restaurants are now serving mini-burgers called "sliders", but it started at White Castle.

Gross. Why would I want to make stuffing that causes diarrhea?

Those of us without kids can use that as a guide to restaurants to avoid. ;)

"I'm out, Jerry."

They should add a playground where kids can play with rusty scrap metal and broken glass.

There's a lot of poverty in WV, especially the Appalachia areas. I imagine there are a lot of people working two or three jobs just to get by. Unfortunately, that's why meth is so popular in areas like that: it allows people to work two or three jobs with little sleep and little food. It's a sad situation.

I think I saw one of those in an S&M shop.