Too bad it's like the 1972 version of what scientists thought the T-Rex looked like.

That was so boring it almost put me to sleep.

All the BSA does nowadays is teach heterosexual boys to hate gays and homosexual boys to hate themselves.

I don't think I want to start the day by vomiting, and I especially don't want to start the day by vomiting rainbows.

Was it a competition to design the most useless and over-engineered robot possible?

ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS - Is it just me, or is that the exact same font used on the ROCK BAND video game?

It's only vague sometimes, Jennie, and in those cases (like what you describe) they probably wouldn't enforce the rule. There's a difference between plaid pants with boots and a t-shirt versus white pajama bottoms covered with teddy bears and a pair of Winnie the Pooh bedroom slippers.

I'm not comfortable with the idea of stores instituting dress codes, but in this case I don't have a problem with it. I hate going to Walmart on the weekend and seeing slobs shuffling around in their pajamas and slippers.

Cookies. But I guess that's not really "weird" since it's basically the same as dunking Biscotti. If I'm out of creamer I sometimes add some ice cream to my coffee, but I guess that doesn't really count as dunking.

Is it a frog or a toad?

Let's give her the benefit of the doubt: maybe the camera was set up on a tripod and aimed at that spot for some reason.

This just reinforces my man-crush on the Silver Fox.

In addition to putting the rape victim into greater danger by enraging her attacker, widespread usage of a device like this would probably lead to an increase in anal rape. This is a very short-sighted and poorly thought-out solution.

Someone needs to get her a bird or a cat. Or a therapist.

Sounds like a great way for a rape victim to become a murder victim.