And this is why immigrants are awesome

Claiming gluten sensitivity vs. the Atkins diet? Whatevs, going down a dress size either way

Moral of this story:
You are right to not trust doctors

Necessary conditions to develop food allergies:
- Overprotective parents
- Growing up in a society that over-relies on antibiotics and disinfectants
- Parents that mysteriously seem to be heavily opposed to the consumption of whatever food product their child is reportedly allergic to
- Parents who think they know better than doctors because they have an internet connection

I had none of the above. Amount of food allergies: Zero.