Yeah, that bloody zit thing was weird and gross and I didn't understand it. I didn't go into Mac's the whole time they had the poster up for it.

Dracorex hogwartsia! How awesome!

I knew you made this post even before I read your name, dearie. *grins*

It reminds me of the action figures my brother used to have from the mid 80s.

What commercial have I heard this song on? Hmmmm.

I will never, ever again roll my eyes at my boyfriend's TMNT fancy.

The diamond above Sims' heads is called a "plumbob". Hmmmmmmmm.

Mmmmmmmmmm. It warms the heart and clogs the arteries.

I love Québec

He sounds like an American Idol contestant.

Mitch Hedberg rip-off much? Except his was funnier, because his was: "A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."

GAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

The best part of Latin class! Bwaha!

My brother made a batch in his fifth year of high school and taped it. Now my Latin teacher shows it every year, and he still has the bottle (from like, 5 years ago). He won't let us taste it anymore, though, because there's some kind of unknown sediment in the bottle.

I think we might go ahead and make some more this year.

Maybe they're lucky to be alive (because of accident, sickness, etc. that caused the disability).

We Canadians love big things too- check it out. http://www.roadsideattractions.ca/

How I DO so loathe the terrible experience of sex... sometimes so much that I go into mild convulsions during the horrible act...

Psssh. That's not Elmo's dad. I've seen Elmo's dad. His head is more squashy.

That aside, that's probably the saddest thing I've ever heard.