One of the local ISPs here always used Jeff Foxworthy's cd of redneck jokes. While it was different, it got old pretty quick when you were on the line for support.

Overreaction of disgust and anger at the personal insult by previous commenter.

May I please have this book?

This is wonderful! I hope his body gets well, and his mind remains sick.

Fun to see this here! I posted it to consumerist originally. This Walgreens was just so over the top with it's stickers it really made me laugh.

Temporarily safe from attach by tricking the Zombies, Aaron saw the apple at his feet and his stomach started growling.

It seems like there's a whole lot fewer people in the world of tomorrow.

I think, on this one, the car itself says enough. Great photo!

I don't know, I think I smurf this.

The post office kept sending 'em, but Barkley kept marking 'return to sender'.

"Quantum pineapple grow at enchilada race car open. Carbon right household are moon gum. Bongo peace place mat red trombone."

One-hundred-fifty years later, when the language of dog was properly translated, it was determined that Scooter's ramblings on the beach that day were completely insignificant.

It was the most beautiful thing Alfie had ever see. He could not take his eyes off of it. The legends were true. There really were mer-sandwiches.

wakeup...wakeup!!! SHE's coming back!

Feline confirmed... Launch the water canons!

It's a bowling pin pump. Inflates bowling pins.