My kid's school scheduled mandatory aptitude testing this week. Smart!

I was simultaneously Chess Club and Latin Club president in one year of high school, the same year I memorized pi to 314 digits, and played bassoon in orchestra and marched the flugelhorn.

The world's most boring marching band.

I think I've at some point unintententionally beaten this guy's record. The things I do to make my wife happy...

I got chills. That was truly awesome.

I take this as a challenge. I will attempt to break this record tonight. The hard part will be choosing which cat...

So we've resorted to snuff films now on neatorama?

One of the first things I asked my wife when I first met her, upon finding out that she was from Venezuela, was if there was in fact such a thing as Venezuelan beaver cheese. She had no idea what I was talking about seeing that 1) there is no such thing and 2) she's not a Monty Python fan. Married her anyway.

Monty Python's humour isn't lost on the newest generation. My twelve-year-old son loves it.

Yeah, that's gonna show up in a horror movie soon. The dead child speaking from beyond the grave through the piano.

Admiral Prazuck told French TV station La Chaine Info the pirates seemed to be surprised that the navy ship fought back.
Because it was flying a French flag.

Wow, that was lame.

I can't believe someone is going to spend as much on a motorized cupcake as I'm going to make this year.

I want to throw up.

I plan on installing two of these as tail lights on my truck for deterring tailgaters.

What about Kevin Pollak at 3:27?

Infection