This may be slightly off-topic but I always thought if you gave Kenyans ice skates, they'd beat every record set in speed-skating in the winter Olympics in just one day. Resources and wealth and lack of ice are the only barriers to entry and those were taken care of, the sky's the limit.

Looks like Sonic left a little guano on Texas.

I thought socialist realism died in 1990...

Those things carry rabies. I strongly advise against such an activity.

This artist has nothing to fear but obscurity.

Too much work just for a sight gag. I wish people would put in their sweat equity where it was useful.

In my adopted homeland of Seattle, I see enough North Face logos to make a parka entirely out of them.

The Church tries so desperately to be relevant again.

Ignore the spectacle of the Republican fembot and drill already.

Surely a waste of effort. It would have only taken him a small sliver of an afternoon to do this in Photoshop.

After eating this, my stool will look like coal.

I for one welcome the spread of this Caucasian blight. It will surely lead to the proliferation of more wifi hot-spots.

These are superior to the degenerate little scribbles found in the margins of the New Yorker.

Mr Cooper should not have set his camera down there. For certain it will not be there when he returns.

The silly man drives a tiny electric car because maybe he thinks he is reducing his "carbon footprint", or some such superstition.

---Then he chops down a 50' tree, which, if left standing would have eliminated much more carbon in the atmosphere in the long run than that ridiculous toy.