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"Do you have the Shut The Fuck Up blanc?"
"An excellent choice, sir. The '96 is a particularly good year."

Note in the picture that Mr. Punchy is about to get his hand scalded by the hot coffee in his weapon.

How'd you like to be the poor sap that has to get the damn thing on a freaked out pussy? The scenario writes itself, really.

Going for the "Bust A Cap In Your Ass" merit badge, are they?

Two more great ones to track down:

"The Great Smoke Off" and "Never Bite a Married Woman on the Thigh."

There was a site a few years back that cataloged some of his more adult works, but it got stomped by the lawyers.

Sodium hydroxide=lye

I seem to recall a story where Charles Darwin (who was part of a club that ate exotic/endangered species in college) spent a lot of time looking for a rare bird only to discover he'd eaten it the night before. The specimen they ended up sending back was made up of his leftovers.

Waldo Jeffers unavailable for comment.

I always thought getting "the business" was a bad thing.

Oscar Niemeyer Weiner?

(ducks and runs)

Simpsons did it.

Let's just say I'm sitting in the right chair.

Uh, Sarge? Could you tell me where the line is?

Given that it IS a Fiat(aka Fix It Again, Tony), there was probably a problem not related to fuel economy.

Wouldn't it be easier just to have the nanobots eat your beard themselves? Then again, that's probably the "real" way The Joker got his rugged good looks.