Umm, not everyone equates masculinity or femininity with attractiveness. Those words would have me picking out people who fit societal stereotypes for those words, not people I consider attractive.

A tea brewing machine?

Or perhaps a coffee roaster if there is a crank handle obscured on the opposite side of the machine.

I know... a faulty dehumidifier, as evidenced by the rust.

Jason, language is driven by popular usage, not grammar teachers. You need a little revolution in your life.

And you're wrong. The video is a promotion for a new brand of bottled water that does an exceptional job of removing that lingering sense of bird poop in your mouth.

Alex, your entire life just changed for the better. The adventure begins.

"They may take our dignity, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!"

Ursa was mortified as the pristine blue waters turned green.

In fact, here's a sample of the original key chain without blood.
http://www.compleatmother.com/keychain.htm
http://bestbabyshower.com/pregpregladk.html
http://www.birthsource.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idProduct=142

I bought the opposite key chain for my wife (an OB nurse) from a catalog company. It's the same key chain, except without the red... just a baby inside. The tummy ball can pop out.

The giant eye blinks and another one springs out of its socket. Duane has a gallery of his previous kinetic sculptures and his many other art projects on his web site...

http://www.duaneflatmo.com/