That's quite a package you got there, Threepio.

Agreed. Whoever is wasting Photoshop Express for such garbage needs to have their fingers permanently sewn together. Never, I mean, NEVER put Han Solo and Lucas' so-called "Anakin Skywalker" on the same image. Ever.

Oh, and could you have possibly found a dorkier picture of Luke?

I will NOT be celebrating Star Wars Day with you today or any other day unless you promise that none of the paper plates and napkins were manufactured after 1983.

That's right, Laura. People are more concerned with the well being of animals (the cute ones anyway) than they are concerned with the well being of people. I am also guilty of this. I think it's because we know that animals are pure and innocent. People, on the other hand, well, nine times out of ten, people suck. Maybe not Beardy. I could hang out with Beardy. He looks like a fun guy!

Poorly faked too. Notice the natural motion blur on the fan blades, yet no blur whatsoever on the plane as it shimmies or when it drops.

Too bad he didn't sweep the floor. That would have been awesome!