Obviously it is the proto-type for the Mad Cow plush. I mean really, "Upon penalty of Death". Remember: Pillage, Then Burn T-shirt in XL Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"Heh,heh, no one knows that I have "borrowed" my wife's nightie to wear later to the club..."That's what in the bag... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
ECA, it can't be a chastity device for males. the spikes are on the outside.... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Sadistic hobble for a one legged mule.I Smile Because You've All Finally Driven Me Insane! XL Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Welcome to our morning show, "Bent Breakfast". Java is out guest today all the way from Colombia. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I think it might be an Udder Massager for bovines. How does one get the best milk? Massage it out! Happy cows, better milk! The handle looks like it might have a cow bell on it. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
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