I have a sneaking suspicion that Vlad would have nailed Pattinson's feet to the floor and had his sparkly intestines devoured by dogs.

The Marquis De Sade's Toothbrush

Tokyo Transit are a bunch of punks.

What do you mean, indoctrination?
I didn’t hear any candidate being endorsed. All the kid said was “VOTE” That is not indoctrination, its civic duty.

Definition:
Duty – noun, plural -ties.
1. something that one is expected or required to do by moral or legal obligation.
2. the binding or obligatory force of something that is morally or legally right; moral or legal obligation.

What do you mean, indoctrintion?!?!?
I didn't hear any candidate being endorsed. All the kid said was "VOTE!" That is not indoctrination, its civic duty.

Definition:
Duty – noun, plural -ties.
1. something that one is expected or required to do by moral or legal obligation.
2. the binding or obligatory force of something that is morally or legally right; moral or legal obligation.

Do these fatigues make my ass look big?

The bench was asking for it. If it hadn't made itself look so sexy, it wouldn't have gotten into this position.

students use it as a ringtone to alert them to texts so that their teachers cant hear. wish i had that when i was in school.

It's bad enough that we may lose grow-a-brain but to lose this one as well......

I wouldn't know how to waste my time. It would be a sad loss to the entire internet community if neatorama went down. Aside from the NYTimes, its the only site that i read daily and continue to find mesmerizing. In fact, I don't think I've missed an article in almost two years.

I might be forced to turn to a life of crime and drug abuse to fill my time. (Not to lay a guilt trip on you, of course)

brains..... Brains!
MUST EAT BRAINS!!!!

It looks really cool. Thanks