@Daedalus: I hope you're under ten years old (physically, to match your mental age); otherwise there's no excuse.

Disgusting.

I love the straightforward way she says her daughter "talks too much" and "takes up too much time". She calls 'em like she sees 'em!

Neat! I was too much of a rebel to attend my own prom (or more likely too shy to ask anyone, and opted for cynical detachment instead :D) but I probably would've gone with her. Sure, people have made dresses out of unusual things before, but being different in that sort of an environment is rather rare.