Actually, he'd probably sue the building owner for the pain and suffering caused by the gash the nail left in him, and causing him to endure the indignity of hanging on the side of the building...

...oh, and he'd sue the city for taking too long to rescue him...

Should bloody well trim his toenails too...

I find it bizarre that a man with that much power still hasn't figured out the pull, fold, and stuff between the first and second toes method...

“Dick Says:
June 8th, 2006 at 8:57 am
Hmm. Were they arrested for their flagrant wreckless behavior?”

Unless, of course, it's the Photoshop Aerial Stunt Team.
Dude on the right seems to have awfully long left hand fingers.