I had no idea people felt so much hostility towards celery and breasts. Perhaps I should have used a carrot and a chestbinder?

XpAcErX- I did nothing to the celery beforehand. Knowing how big my hands are does help, in a way, but the real secret to my "trick" is that I'm just very spatially-oriented. I think.

John C- Come on, it's not that bad, right? I guess I could have chosen something less phallic, but I wasn't really thinking about it at the time.

I swear on the Jolly Green Giant I didn't!