I have studied Ninpo Tai Jutsu (Ninjutsu)for years and I suppose am technically 'A Ninja', however, I have never been able to climb trees, sneek into anywhere or disappear in a flash of smoke, mores the pity. The actual martial art of Bujunkai Budo, as it now known, is great if you find an club affiliated to the 9 schools of Dr Matashi Haatsumi, the current Grand Master.

Aargh trained asassin, my butt