"Having done some research we also discovered that it is covered with thousands of bristles which are capable of inflicting a sting resulting in permanent numbness"
Which really means that Barry grabbed the sucker and his hands went numb. Oops! I mean great discovery, Barry.
I love (LOVE!) when people's own hangups and tired morality impedes their view of reality. There are places in this great country of ours where prostitution is legal and safe. If I had the required transportation to take this young man I would drive him myself. Everybody deserves moments of joy and if that's what he thinks will give him a fleeting sense of joy before he dies (yes, lest we forget that this is his dying wish) then let us be human beings about it. Keep the morality tales and whatnot for the able bodied, soft headed, silly people you can influence for your own ill-gotten gains and give this guy a moment of piece (sic).
Its fun but there are spelling errors (!) in some of the words. I know its a typing game and you should just type what you see, but that screwed me up a couple of times. Doh!
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Which really means that Barry grabbed the sucker and his hands went numb. Oops! I mean great discovery, Barry.
The Glaive from Krull.