"You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity."
— Robert A. Heinlein (The Green Hills of Earth)

"The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history."
— Robert A. Heinlein

and my personal favorite-
"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."
— Robert A. Heinlein

They all look like Doc Savage to me...

Hah! I wish that I'd gotten a Barack Duck. I got a Beethoven ducky, and that little duck just stares at me with a smirk.

[quote]Sam Saturday
June 25th, 2009 at 7:54 am

It’s an early prototype of “Mr. Microphone”.

A very, very early prototype developed back in the 12th century.

“Hark, yon fair maiden! We shalt returneth soon and abscond with thy personage!”[/quote]
Hilarious.
I think that Chris P has the answer.

Keaith Keith (The town of Keith is in NSW Australia.

I'm 56 with a 25 year old brain. My wife says that I've got the brain of a 13 year old though.