Nice reaction, hubby! Great reflexes.

Aaarrggghhh!

Please stop this deceptive advertising. This shirt most definitely does not come with this lovely young woman. Display the shirt neatly folded on a white background and stop trying to take advantage of us.

;^)

Mary's not a virgin any longer.

Would high phosphorous port be easier to find in the dark? It sounds like it trades one probem for another to me.

Gee, that's really klassy. I'm with Mr. Burns on this one.

Kewl. I was a little nervous at first, though, when that giant terradactyl almost collided with it shortly after launch.

Nobody asked, but I still get a chuckle sometimes at the worst public relations I've ever seen from an airline. Aero Caribe had a twisted wreckage of a plane just like the one we were on (a De Haviland with doors for every row on the left side of the plane and no aisle) that laid rusting just past the end of the runway in Chichen Iza, Mexico. It made the Catholic ladies in the row ahead of us cross themselves all the frequently and rapidly when they looked out the window and saw it just after takeoff. The Aero Caribe logo was still clearly visible on the tail of the plane. Half a gallon of paint would have gone a long way to improving the perception of danger for some of the passengers.