Good luck getting a job when you get out of prison...

Mr. Toda sounds like he is desperate need of a girlfriend.

Leggo my Eggo you geeks!

That's because with his ugly mug he couldn't land a younger, thinner hottie. Guess he will have to settle for the fatty wife.

Someone needs a girlfriend.

Interesting prediction about the urban sprawl with the advent of the highway and the interstate system.

It's very simple, boycott stores the day after Thanksgiving. Stay at home and enjoy your family and your loved ones.

Interesting theory. Does anyone know if this has something to do with the algae content in the seawater?

They call it Bitch because after 1 or 2 bottles you forget your wife's natural disposition...

I've been married for 16 years and my wife still calls me an asshole. Obviously this movie takes place over 3 or 4 centuries...

"I position myself as a human rug on a wooden floor with an open mouth and eyes that gaze suggestively upward. Parental influences from childhood continue to suppress me, long after I have grown up and they have gone."

Chrissy, get over yourself and buy yourself a life.

Great, now you only need a GED to become a police officer in some jurisdictions.

Has she been living on the moon all of her life?

Amazing photos, just absolutely amazing...

On the next episode of Discovery Channel's Big Catch we'll show you how they go Ice Fishing in Poland...