According to the article, she wasn't ejected for not using the correct jargon. She was ejected for being a loud, argumentative jerk and being verbally abusive. It's a little frustrating that there is such a difference between the summary of the article here, and the article itself. C'mon, guys...
What I love best about Keyboard Cat is that he looks so happy (and a little stoned) while his cat-arms get manipulated under the tshirt, no matter what the setting. His occasional moments of "ooooh, shiny!" only added versimilitude to the whole thing.
Oh, wow, his parents must be clones of mine. Seriously, there was a time in my life when committing a felony would've seemed less awful than having to stand up to my dad. I am rather ashamed to say that I was in my mid 20s before something like this wouldn't have seemed at least understandable, if not actually a good idea.
It's almost worth giving it a try just to see what kind of bizarre auto immune disorder I end up with in 20 years.