Or you could go somewhere else and have coffee.

Well the above is all very clever. I am impressed. I would like to add that I have woken up in Baghdad with a hangover and the locals are quite educated and spoke English....well enough. Although I must admit when I asked the cabbie for the embassy he took me to the Embassy nightclub. I showed him my passport, he slapped his head and drove two more doors and there was MY embassy.

Nice people but their politics are a little confused.

ps: they make nice beer.

@nutbastard and @Colin.

I doubt it. This was built in a freedom loving country. It uses man units like inches and pounds not surrender eating metric. It more likely weighs about 6feet and gets 50 110 volts to the mile.

@flick
Are you running an old 36? (God forbid a 34).

Yeah yeah 30 seconds later they were eating that backgruond puppy and disembowelling that woman.

No it was a well planned great idea. They expressly hired an Australian.

Yeah they don't tell you how posionus these things are. Kill a grown man in minutes.