I work in San Diego City Schools. I just heard on the radio that school has been canceled for the rest of the week.
Other people have snow days, we have fire days.

The ladybug is mean. I love it!

It takes a lot of nerve to post something like that for all to see. I was alternately amused and embarrassed...but ultimately enriched.

If the diners had any idea how smart octopi (octopuses?) are, they might think twice about eating them period. Let alone while alive.

Very funny. The pug bowling went on a little too long, but other than that, classic stuff.
Can't wait to hear what the loony PeTA types will have to say about these videos.

A colleague of mine used to fly them for the Navy. He said they were a pleasure to fly and much more maneuverable and stable than other helicopters their size because of the dual rotors. He also said because of the way they are constructed they can fly backwards as fast as they can fly forwards. THAT blew my mind.

At least they didn't superglue the locks shut.
Good on them for doing a prank that didn't destroy anything.

From TFA ""(The Bible) definitely prevented more serious injury, because if it wouldn't have been there, it would have ricocheted off my bullet-proof plate and more than likely would have gone back into my chest, causing more damage," Schweigart said."

But he also thought prayers helped him. So there ya go.

And if you didn't like it, it's REAL easy to go look at something else.

I didn't think he was rude. Turnabout is fair play.
I thought it was funny and it made a point. I find it insulting when someone asks me if I've ever thought about my relationship with god, but I usually just feel sorry for them.

For all the talk about whether or not Americans could elect a Mormon, it seems to be a foregone conclusion that a professed atheist wouldn't have a chance.
So much for religious tolerance.

I used to wear earrings. Long, dangly, cool earrings.
Then I realized when I was talking to people they weren't looking at me, they were looking at my earrings.
When people look at the people in this post they don't see them, they see the modifications they've done.

I think it's a cape buffalo, Meg. I liked the "No, I want you to have it" one. But I don't think I'd want to have it on the wall of my bedroom.
Amazing stuff.

I REALLY wish he didn't have an American flag on the front of his outfit.

Yeah, what they said. I didn't see a brake on that thing.
Road rash can be dealt with. Hitting a guard rail or a solid wall head first would re-prioritize your life in a big hurry.

Peter:
While I won't tell you you should find something funny that you don't, I will try to explain that (I think) the film makers were trying to make fun of American fears of Mexicans.
Not Mexicans themselves.