So how does this make female neurons more valuable / precious? Doesn't this just mean females have historically eaten less, so their neurons had to cope with fewer resources?

How does that make them any more valuable? Sure, it would help if you were literally starving, but there's no value in something unless it's used, traded, or coveted.

Why would anyone care about this? Why would anyone want to do this? What would anyone do with this once they had it?

This game is much more fun with about 10 friends sitting in a room and a couple of beers.

I suppose then it is Christian to FIRE someone for doing their job during the worst financial crisis of our lifetime?

WTF. They need to get their heads out of their asses.

...And then some swamp gas reflected the light from Venus...

um...

Hilarious!

A katar. Middle Eastern / Indian "punching dagger". This looks like a fixed blade rather than a scissors blade (with scissors blades, you can squeeze the handles together and two hidden blades would open giving a forked, three pronged weapon shape). Scissors katars are effective for catching / parrying a foe's blade, and for doing maximum damage upon landing a successful hit (open the katar when it's inside your opponent).

Personally, I think a gun would be a wiser choice.

Craptastic!

Maybe schools don't know what gangs are.

This may be the greatest confectionery achievement of mankind.

Clarification?

"Nearly half the population of South Asia has no access to toilets, whilst in sub-Saharan Africa this figure is as low as 28%."

Does this mean that 28% of sub-Saharan Africa DOES or DOES NOT have access to toilets?

In context it's just as confusing. And now I've lost interest.

Butter Churn.

(PST... I think you mean Tom Selleck)