I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?" I said - "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
The young guy has greasy straight thin mousy hair, and is already balding, Abe has thick dry bushy hair. The hair does not change with age. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I said - "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!"