I did a puppet show in a bar once; I was asked to sing at an Elvis Presley cover night, but I didn't feel like singing. So I took a frozen hamburger, put a styrofoam quiff on top of it and attached it to my hand with wire and did a puppet show of cc rider, with two hamburger boxes as back up singers. After the show I put the hamburger on a shelf above the bar. I forgot about it and left it there. A year later I remembered forgetting about it and called the owner of the bar; she checked and it was still there, no smell, no mould, not liquified, just hard as rock. Just like Elvis.
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