"Borg Wedding Cake"??? I guess the bride must have been a Trekkie too or have quite a submissive personality.

Someone needs to do a fan film of the original script.

My cat chases his tail. He dips it in the bath, jumps down then chases his wet tail round and around flinging water everywhere. Then he jumps back up on the bath, dips it in again and repeats this over and over until I get out of the bath.

One on the top right could be Avril Lavigne, middle left Kate Moss.

And, he now sells insurance in UK TV adverts.

I remember one episode of Law & Order where the detectives were slagging off CSI officers saying something like "they think they're detectives but they're really just lab geeks, they should leave the detective work to the detectives".

I was looking for Donny's Discount Gas but couldn't find it.

Not exactly greens, but my cat absolutely love Stilton.

Could also easily go for the "tackiest ever Christmas tree" award.

It's only a fecking phone children. These days there must be more more Apple fundamentalists than Christian fundamentalists.

They'll end up having to capture and kidnap men for snu-snu.

Even better than Paul McCartney's making mashed potatoes video.

It's Barbara Cartland!!! Yikes!

Sorta reminds me of those old glue adverts where they'd stick a man above a tank of sharks of something.

They all look rather fat to be catwalk models. I guess Lego doesn't come in size zero.