good lord, I don't think i ever scroll down as fast as I do when I see your self-righteous mug sitting on top of an article stuffed full of faux self-depreciating humor and your particular style of narcissism. Dont you have a bottle of Cabernet to passive-aggressively complain about, or possibly a tiny dog to walk around with and pretend to not notice when it has a bowel movement on the sidewalk?
while not easy to get your hands on, breathing noble gasses, especially heavy ones is incredibly dangerous. It doesn't get you high like nitrous oxide, it gets you high like huffing paint - it displaces oxygen. It is ridiculously dangerous.
Grain: 10 cents
Big Comfortable Living Enclosure: 75 Dollars
Realizing your little brother was adopted: Priceless