Cheese Wagons!

I find that Digg caricature to be entirely accurate.

I saw it last month. It's horrible. The old ones were much classier.

They're rebranding the entire force it seems. Even buildings have new signs.

Remember most of those commercials.

The C3POs cereal, "Two O's fused as one!", was such utter stupidity when you look back at it. WTF did a 8 shape have to do with anything?

...not to mention he's "Vic Romano" on Spike TV's MXC. (Takeshi's Castle, originally.)

It needs "goatse" hands...

You're goddamn right it does.

When all the subdivision neighbourhood roads are twisting into weird shapes, and it's confusing and inconvenient to walk anywhere (no direct routes), people just get in their car and drive. Hell, my street doesn't even HAVE sidewalks.

Also, there's no "downtowns" in any town built-up in the last 20 years. You can't stroll down a main street. Instead, you drive to a big box plaza with Wal-Mart or something.

Damn. I didn't know Wolf 359 was so close...

And how many of those square feet in the Mall of America expansion will be Starbucks?

Mississauga is a soulless sprawl, and its only identity is a distinct lack of identity. If there is such a thing as a "Mississauga Effect", you had better hope it steers clear of your area.

This just proves that cocaine's a helluva drug.

Uh, huh huh huh...

The "love" capital...

"The white deer is a mutation. It does not belong in the wild. It should be shot."

Must... resist... urge... to Godwin.

I had a "potato clock" two decades ago.

I was the exact same thing, with different styling, and required two potatoes.

If you ever went on a Scream-like killing spree, THIS is the mask you would want to wear:

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/costumes/garfield.jpg

On another note, we all know that our favourite characters have a picture of themselves on their chests.