Wouldn't it make much more sense to train the parrots to say something nondescript that the police would not pick up on?

Dude now looks like what happens when you pass out at a party & your buddies draw stupid crap all over your face.

I've had Fat Bastard and really liked it. I've also had Bitch but that one's utter crap.

I had a cat that would jump into the refrigerator. Heard faint sound like the person in the article did and poor thing spent the whole night in there. One would think he would've been traumatized but the dern thing decided he liked it. Never could stop him from jumping in. Made for a fun prank when I had friends over. "Help yourself to drinks in the fridge!" Haha.

Just this past Easter I did this with food coloring. Made BEAUTIFUL deviled eggs. They looked like porcelain.

"Just as we began the ferret phase of our trials, there was an incident that necessitated summoning the assistance of the fire department. After they arrived and employed the “jaws of life” (which, given all the frantic flailing could easily have become the jaws of death) the ferret was freed, but all of the pieces of the underpants, sadly, cannot be put back together again, as the horses and men of this town are all thumbs."

This has got to be one of the funniest paragraphs I've ever read.

Hotels SO need this in their rooms! I have to travel with a power strip. But yeah, fire hazard. Wishful thinking.

Kathy, I agree with you completely. Nice to know I'm not crazy preferring them stale. I used to be able to crack a package and within hours the thinner bunnies would begin to get crispy. Now I take them completely out of the package and lay them on a plate for days. It's a battle to not have somebody else steal them whilst laying out. And they still don't get as crunchy as days gone by.

Not many things I see on the internets surprise me anymore. This made my jaw drop. I need to go hug a kitty... :(

Sweet. I'm 30 and could hear it just fine. Wasn't even that high of pitch to me. I can hear much higher than that.

Krispy Kreme pulled all their stores in the Houston area in 05 citing franchise issues too. I've been bugging them why they hadn't had new franchises reopen in the fourth largest city in this country and they couldn't answer that. No wonder they're losing money. It's one thing to pare down operations but completely pull out of markets, especially large ones, seems ridiculous. And we all loves us our fried breads down South. It pains me to think I wouldn't be able to get those sinfully good little rings when I travel to Krispy Kreme friendly areas.

Oh my. I do believe we have found a living Spongebob Squarepants. That poor soul cannot pass his boat driving test for the life of him either. ;)

I just can't buy this is REMOTELY safe. Computers get HOT. VERY hot. Why on earth would you use a paper product to encase such high temperature electronics? I could see recyclable plastic maybe, but not paper.

I learned in school what Mandingo said about a baker's dozen being essentially for quality control.

I second the hairy armed guy. As disgusting as the end product is, his sweaty hirsute stirring is what churned my stomach.