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My pet peeve is when people say "orientate". What? What the hell is that? A Chinese potato?

When you are lost, you orient yourself. That way you become oriented. Yes, you can go through orientation, but afterward you are not "orientated". (shakes head in disgust)

LOVE Our Gang. I grew up watching them on KTLA Channel 5 (RIP); they were the first thing that came on in the morning after the national anthem. Unlike most people whose favorites lineup was Spanky, Alfalfa, etc. I always preferred Weezer, Stymie, Dorothy and the "mid-gang" as I call them. Good times.

Yep. We know what "god" is. Yesiree.

H.F. Saint - "Memoirs of an Invisible Man"

Trust me, its a great read. Nothing like the Chevy Chase/John Carpenter movie that came out years ago.

You're almost guaranteed an Oscar by playing a mental...

@Johnny Cat: Yeah! I said the same thing. What, no Carpenter love?

I can't draw Conan normal, much less make his visage out of a common snack food.

I suck. :(

I dig #2. I think I'm going to start drawing mine that way from now on.

I love it when art and science collide like this.

Ok, I know now that I am officially an old fart. I didn't recognize a single song on that list, and only recognized 2-3 of the artists...

*sigh*

I'm all for it! ....just as long as I get to go into the home of every city council member of Tiburon and photograph their possessions. You know, to make sure none of it is stolen.

Too many to list. But if I had to pick one that really stuck with me, it would be "Little Girl Lost". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Girl_Lost

Spooky, creepy and with a twist at the end. Classic Zone. There are also some from the '80's version that are classics.

Can I rape him? I promise I'll get him drunk and give him some quaaludes first. And if he wants to dress like a 13-year-old girl, that's fine. Not my thing, but he obviously gets off on it.

Vegas is a real shithole. Having lived here since 2003, I can attest to it. OK to visit, but not to live. Just one big valley with trash blowing around, both garbage and people. There are some decent local restaurants, but anything good is on the Strip and overpriced to suck in the tourists. And bums are everywhere. With a 13.2% unemployment rate, no wonder. "It'll never happen to Vegas! Will be the last to go down and the first to recover!" WRONG. Exact opposite. Lots of drugs, lots of crime. Remember, if it happens here, it stays here! What a motto.