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Putting sweets in pill bottles? Is that a good idea?

cremaster: the hook-like tip of a butterfly pupa, serving as an anchorage point

Well, that's a new word I learned today!

And Amy!

Bull Mastiffs, IMHO

Could you add a link to the original?

As long as you don't try to take the card back to the US

America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.

I just thought that bit needed repeating

I will quite happily die without seeing Dumb and Dumber or the Beavis & Butthead movie

The size and shape of the house is reminiscent of the beach huts that are common in European coastal resorts. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beach_hut. I don't know whether you have anything similar in America. Hence the seagulls.