I can't do the puzzle because the ads on the right cover the third section. For that matter the ads are covering part of the comment section too.

Did you notice that when the seat is up
(for us guys) the red light is shaped like a
target?

That's easy. Chuck Norris.

It's funny, but just a year or so ago, I went and bought brand new copies of my favorite Scarry books. I'm 42 and have no kids. The books are for me. I bought two copies of his Rainy Day Activity book. One to cut up and play with and one to keep (and dare anyone to touch).

A sling shot for kids with overprotective mothers.

My first cousin had this. She died about 3 years ago.
She knew but took pleasure in not telling xray techs and doctors up front so she could "watch the fun" as she put it.

Pizza. Just take all your favorites and add Pizza to the mix. Caesar Salad pizza. Taco pizza, double chocolate swirl ice cream pi8zza. tomato soup pizza. spaghetti pizza. You get the idea. Even the most unappetizing things sound better if they are on pizza. How else would the get normally sane people to eat anchovies?

I recently saw a slap bracelet watch in a catalog for the elderly and disabled. It was designed so people with trouble manipulating buckles and such could easily put the watch on.

I was expecting cute, but that was just really weird.

I live in Elberton and to be honest the most interesting thing about the guidestones is the nudist colony that lives across the street.

Personally I think it is stunning.
Creative and rather pretty.

Rube Goldberg coulda done it better.

Very impressive. I was mezmerized.

Oh and I almost forgot we have two small towns near me called Twixt and Between.

We have a church near where I live that is the sole resident of Boogertop Hill Rd.