lol ive been chased by bigger badgers than that in the uk!

we had something extremely similar to this about 15 years ago for carrying water to our holiday caravan,

contrary to popular belief its actually algae that causes the colour in flamingos , not shrimp

you can buy these here
https://www.masterlockzone.com
been available for a while

actually knowing a little about painting, to 'scotch' paintwork is to rub it with a light abrasive so the next coat will adhere properly.
so 'scotch' tape is used to mask off an area you wish to 'scotch' and then paint.
sorry for being a spoil sport.
however no idea why rubbing down paintwork is called scotching

this is old news , my neigbours had this in their home office 15 years ago!
coupled with deafening siren its total sensory deprivation.
and as for waiting for it to dissipate , i think the smoke kept pumping for ages.

£200 is a bit steep for what you see in the photograph. feel free to drop me an email
toby@doubleyoudot.com
i can make a vinyl kit from your own artwork or can design something for you

just heads up on kirlian photography, the reason some people believe it shows auras or life force is that (allegedly) if you tear part of a leaf off and then take a kirlian photo the phograph will show a ghostly outline of the missing part of the leaf. Don''t know how true this is in reality but i've seen some photographs that appear to show this.

link

http://shadowboxent.brinkster.net/lemurkirlian2.html

Not too impressive for a guy demonstrating his trust in physics, note the fact that he still flinches when the ball comes towards him. I would expect the guy to be like a rock.