I'm not Max Power. I Love America and Bacon!

That is not a chair according to Funk&Wagnalls.
It's a strap.

I love bacon, I smear the grease all over my 'manhood' and...

I'se tink all youse Amerikans suk, nd shood bee moore lik mi. We dont eet bakon heer.

It's for smoking fish not bacon.
BTW I.m not Max power, don't give him: Good Mrax/ Bad Marx, black, medium.
Hope4 you fix this glitch before a troll starts messing with the comments :-)

Ok, this is just for fun, since I'm logged in as someone I find quite annoying. Why do you hate America, or is it Americans?... and "we don't eat 'bacon' here"??? WTF, your opinion is like your a**hole, no one wants to hear it.
I enjoy Neatorama, I know everyone can comment as they feel fit about the content of an article, but what is the cause of Max Powers' blatant anti-Americanism???
Yours truly. (not) Max Power

:S

Erm. Sounds like he's gonna have a fun time in jail and/or hospital.

9, I wasn't upset, we don't eat "bacon" around here and I just think it looks disgusting.

WOAH. Ever since I was 16 I dreamt of EXACTLY the same thing. That's AWESOME. I MEAN. AWESOME. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I was always afraid they'd put me into a nuthouse for it though. I mean. That's not why I didn't do it, I simply didn't know how.

Ahahahaha. XD

helimx, yes, that's what I was implying.

Yep. This looks like something dead in a sunny spot.

I still like him.

It's probably the name of his gang.

Otters <3

Dogs <3