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SpongeBob isn't gay, he's open-minded.

Pooping in a soda bottle? That takes talent :)

Those silly English... Jam sandwiches are for bears, use a salt lick for deer.

They aren't brighter, their brains are just different and their society isn't run by sociopaths.

Scottish wildcat is scottish

Seems legit to me.

I thoroughly enjoyed reading all the fatties going "but I can't put down the fork :(((((".

Well. You're fat. And you can't put down the fork. Seriously, I have no idea why people make fun of you. XD

Wow laura, your husband is pretty fat. Like, "put down the fork"-fat. Oh wait. You said that's not as easy.

Hmm. If it isn't easy, rather don't attempt it.

Errrrr no.

"Those techniques 'encourage them to behave well in the future,' said report author Alice Farmer. Paddling 'makes students lose respect for their teachers.'"

Uh huh, yes. That totally makes sense. :S

"Rules about paddling vary from district to district, but typically only administrators, not teachers, can mete out the punishment, which is done in private."

I think a certain Texan city is going to encounter an increase of interruptions in class that originate from female students.

Honestly, I would enforce justice if anyone did that to me or one of my loved ones. And the answer might come with more than a paddle.

Can't hit the wrong one.

Dear #5,

yes, it's true, we do not eat bacon around here. As much as I would like to decline that sentence to something that is more suitable of your opinionism, I think it would be easier if you just bought a machine gun and showed the world your outrage about the sheer existence of people who, to cut this short and execute a nicely cynical change in style, weigh less than 500 pounds.

Yours faithfully,

Max Power

That..isn't a chair.

@ Cola, I think I love you :-)
(but I hate America and Bacon)