I guess that's why ThinkGeek created this shirt: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/popculture/9722/

Maybe they should ask the people of Japan before it gets out of control and we have to ask Godzilla to save us.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_vs._Hedorah

This didn't work out so well the last time they tried it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglaHHuotz0

"The snow globe measures 11 by 12 by 17 inches."

That's no moon... It's a snowglobe!

@Jill Thanks for the cookie link! This is just what I need to go with my "pre-eaten" santa cookies!

Hooray for rhetoric!

Calling a fetus a "pre-born baby" is like calling a ball of raw cookie dough a "pre-baked cookie" but a cookie ain't a cookie till it's baked. Both are pretty tasty though...

Anyone know where I can get molds to make my "pre-eaten" marzipan babies?

Too bad the fetuses are plastic. Marizpan and chocolate fetuses would so rock the Santa's cookie plate.

File that one under "Holy crap, I can't believe that worked!"

Kinda wild, but Dana Hanna (17 year photo dude) really looks like Bob Hope. I think it's the nose.

Too bad it didn't blow into a wind farm... That would lead to a headline that no newspaper could resist.

Strano! Fantasioso! Bella!

Toby Maguire should get a shotgun for the next movie. Awesome upgrade!

This is where all the socks go when they sneak out of your dryer.