I was expecting some 15 minute times reading the article but it seems his record is a quite respectable 9.28 - respectable for a 4'10" athlete from a nation not known for its track and field prowess. He's a good runner, that's why he beat four others.

Oh wait, scratch that. Apparently I can't read nor google.

Not the original creator of Keyboard Cat but the creator of the Reincarnated Keyboard Cat.

Oh. Wonder why that first comment stating the same didn't show?

Big Ben is the clock, not the tower.

I think this takes the cake: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer%27s_Revenge