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Its a magnifying glass, cut so that you can observe an object half magnified and half not

or

A magnifying glass for dentists to see teeth while someone is smiling.

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Yeah, I played snowball in my school's production of animal farm. Its not too bad, but its so hard to be taken seriously. http://princealix.deviantart.com/#/d2hlyva Heres the totally badass poster! the four legs good, two legs bad song was definitely a favorite!

Neatotoast!

Neatopus!

Neatopig!

Neatocake!

If you want me to draw them, I will

A mining device used by miners. They put it on their hand and punch the rocks to break them up.

or

A device to keep chronic-masturbators from masturbating. It goes around the hand.

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Dig a hole in the center. Tell Meghan Fox there's a camera man in the hole. And watch as she sweats so much she heats the pile