Around here shoes on a power line = normal.

Philly tradition.

Do they even make Christmas specials any more? I used to remember a handful each year in the 80s...from Pound Puppies to Garfield to Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Fat Albert, though, was always in a class by itself. (Or like a snow day, Rudy, NO CLASS! hahahaha)

I'd love a Galaxy, pretty please.

A 22 carbine, of course, and some sort of axe or machete. But, I'd also put together a cattle-shoot system that ended in either an industrial plastic shredder or a series of ditch witches (think super chainsaws built for digging trenches). Either way, I'd commandeer one of the borough's dump or trash trucks and slowly circle the neighborhood (the missus would have to drive) pick off the zombie neighbors before they got to be too much of a hassle.

Just think, folks, the problem would go away quickly if we all pitched in early instead of boarding ourselves into our own personal death traps to await the overwhelming hordes. Think globally, decapitate locally. It takes a village.

I was looking for that, its the snorkel adapter for my codpiece. Oh boy, Betty is going to be so happy.

Awesome, especially the ending. Yet the highpoint in action figure animation was back in the 90s with Godzilla vs. Disco Lando: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJt_1AVPPoE

I'm digging the new Galaxy. Could I have one, pretty please, Mr. Random Choosing.

I got 100%, but only knew three of the themes: FOX Football, The Olympics and Monday Night Football. FOX Baseball sounded like a less-ballsy form of the football theme, so that was easy. All the others just sounded like I pictured they should.

Yay, the store came back. I'd love the leather biohazard, pretty please.

I can't get into the store, is it down?

This is so hard...I'll take the biohazard leather, please. Pretty please!

That's either Bigfoot or a statue of King Conan on his throne.