The good news is she will mow your whole yard for a happy meal!

Death by hot dog? Darwin Awards anyone?

Also note the New York Times is no longer a valid source for accurate news.

Comedian Gallagher said it best.. "California is like a bowl of Granola. What ain't fruit and nuts are flakes!"

I personally can't wait till California breaks way and goes under the ocean.

I wouldn't take them if someone gave them to me.

^^ Should be a "Bag" of hickory chips.

You can buy a gas grill at Lowes for less than 200 bucks that will do fine. Get you a back of Hickory chips. About an hour before cooking, soak a few pcs. of hickory chips in water. Then fire the gas grill up and put the wet hickory chips toward the back. They will give you that smoke flavor and have the gas heat you love.

Problem solved!!

Next Question. :)

Research like this is a total waste of money. Methane Hydrate released from the ocean floor each year is greater than all mammals release in 10 years.

By By Hosea, don't let the screen door hit you where the good Lord split you on your way out!

GE-NBC also owns Direct TV service.

To bad this P.O.S. don't have working headlights.

I used to LOVE Apple Jacks

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Like every cereal company, they cut back on sugar and people quit buying them. Just like Coke & Pepsi won't listen to the customers that don't want corn syrup in their soft drink.

Take away free speech before the guns. Then see how people feel with their RIGHTS removed.

DC violent crimes DROPPED when the guns were returned to the citizens. The highest crime rate was when they were taken away.

Small is ALWAYS better than implants.

However... I'd hit it!

But will it just hold my Fleshlight?