I know how he feels, I am perfect in every way! :)

Everybody should fax that company until they go broke buying fax toner!

Fat is the new smoker. The more Government can take over you life, the more they will. Just wait, they will start taxing per pound for every pound over your "Body Mass Index".

If they were smart, they would leave Alabama. If people started moving out, they would change the law.

She is also too large to have sex with me. :)

Divine,

You shouldn't spend so much time looking at bulbs. You will end up with this orange spot that will follow you where ever you look. :)

I'm not sure this is in fact true. I asked a cow is she knew where north was and see just said "Moo".

So I no longer talk to cows. :)

Now there are going to be a whole new bunch of fools wanting money to save the planet from the ice age. The Global Warming scam made BILLIONS of dollars.

George Clooney is still off mentally, but I think he was afraid of a lawsuit costing him more.

Angel Pantoja Medina died while using a curling iron to stimulate his prostrate and it was plugged in.

Just kidding. But he will forever be remembered as a moron.

Next thing you know they are going to say that Buffalo wings are chicken.

I agree with mike_nc even if he is funny looking.

I bought beer when I was 18 and ended up quit drinking by my 20's. We were not a stupid as they are now.

Now days the drinking and driving is a problem. Also the drinking till you puke and pass out is just stupid.

The mental problems with youth now days is the problem. They act like they are 14 till they are almost 30.

If they can join the army, they should be able to drink a beer.

donna, I'm sure your lap looks like you are petting the neighbors cat, and keep if it makes you happy. I was just pointing out that most men love their women with a Brazilian.

I would get a Brazilian in a heart beat if the wife wanted me to, but since I haven't seen hers in a few years, I will protest for now. :)

Brazilian Rocks!

Ray Gun?

I hear it now. An old man setting on his front porch looking up in the sky and seeing that. "Mable, come and look at the size of that dick on this bug!" .:)

Here is a quick fact for you.

There is BILLIONS of dollars in the US alone spend on treatment. That is just too much money for them to ever find a cure. It isn't like the day when Polo was wiped out. Then they had a passion to find a cure.

If they find a cure for cancer, all those "specialist" will be out of a job. All the research money, also in the BILLIONS will stop.