Kind of like all the kids that find out when they are 13 that they were lied to about Santa Clause. Santa has nothing to do with Christ or Christmas, but yet the marketing machine spews it out each fall. No wonder kids don't trust their parents as teenagers and/or adults.
Q: Do you know what a teenage girl in Alabama says when she has sex?
A: Get off of me daddy you are crushing my cigarettes!
Sorry, sick joke...the devil made me do it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewrif4WhHfY&eurl=
Enjoy!
FOOK!