Yeah but aren't atoms like 99.999999999% empty space? When considering the whole volume of the glass, the percentage of space taken up by mass-possessing particles is absurdly low. The glass is always empty.

Um, I dunno about everyone else, but I totally am "getting paid" to watch this. It's called having an office job...

to clarify, it's the "frantic" song I'm looking for;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9HfdSp2E2A#t=00m57s

Can someone please tell me the name of the song they use in this?!?!

It's been in my head for ages and I can't figure out how to figure it out since my humming cannot be googled.

Now, this video comes along! Sweet serendipity! Somebody please please please tell me the name of this song!

Mindy, why are you obsessed with child predators?

"This is also a band-aid type solution. Does this really deter child predators?"

Who mentioned child predators? Nobody. What is more concerning is, hm, yeah, oh right, MURDERERS. I don't want some creepster invading my home, making a sandwich from ingredients in my refrigerator, watching me sleep while he rubs mayo on his chest, then stabbing me to a slow death with the butter knife he just used.

it's a water fountain. some kind of cork stops the water and you take it out to drink.

if i win can you just give me 20 dollars off the samurai umbrella? i've been dying to have one.

if not, medium occam's razor shirt